Here are some events you'll find in the book:
Things you never thought you could throw:
World Clog Cobbing Championships
World Pea Throwing Championships
Idiotic Ball Games:
Atherstone Street Football
Bottle Kicking
Crazy Animal Antics:
World Hen Racing Championships
World Worm Charming Championships
Daft Eating Contests:
World Nettle Eating Championships
Onion Eating Contest
Events where alcohol is a pre-requisite:
Shin Kicking
Cheese Rolling
For the armchair lunatic:
World Gurning Championships
World's Greatest Liar
...and much, much more madness